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Funny jokes about girls or how they are making our lives bitter sweet:))

Funny jokes about girls! Also available for ladies or any woman over 18 who is not single ! )

In fact I think it’s about a sort of magic or some stuff like that. When they are alone or they don’t know you like them there is no problem, you can talk to them normally and very many of them are nice people but in the moment they realize you want more than just a chat friend,  the magic comes in place and ….read below what is happening )

Oh!…Ladies!
If you’re nicely dressed, she thinks you are a playboy.
If you’re not, she thinks you are rugged.
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you do not, you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are a liar,
If you do not, you are great for absolutely nothing.
If you agree with all her likes, she is abusing,
If you do not, you are not knowing.
If you go to her frequently, she thinks you are boring,
If you do not, she accuses you of double-crossing.
If you go to one more, she accuses you of becoming a heel,
If she is visited by one more, “Oh! It is all natural, we’re girls.”
If you’re a minute late, she complains, “It’s difficult to wait.”
If you arrive on time, for hours she can make you wait.
If you propose sex inside a brief acquaintanceship, you are a fresh guy,
If you postpone sex later, she wonders why.
If you fail to help her in crossing a street, you lack ethic,
If you do, she thinks it is just one of man’s tactics.
If you’re jealous, she says it is poor,
If you’re not, she doubts your adore, and isn’t glad.
If you attempt romance, she says you do not respect her,
If you do not, she thinks you do not like her.
If you listen, she would like you to speak,
If you speak, she would like you to listen.
If you contradict her, she doesn’t like it,
If you do not, she believes you are easily fooled.

P.S.

The title is “Funny jokes about girls” . The word jokes suggest more jokes than one but the second funny joke I intended to put in this post it was to long and I will put it in another post. If  you liked this funny joke just spread it.

For more jokes related with  “Funny jokes about girls” try to look into “Funny jokes about blondes” category  )