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Funny Jokes About  makes fun on proverbial attorney’s generosity

The attorney who loves to give!   You don’t belive your eyes  because it a joke. Yes, a  joke.! Lawyers just take ) and I will be probablly sued

 A nearby United Way business office noticed that the service had never obtained a monetary gift from the town’s most prosperous attorney. The person responsible for donations went to persuade the attorney to donate.

 ”Our research indicates that out of a annual income that is at least $500,000, you give not a cent to charity. Wouldn’t you really like to give back to the local community in some manner?”

The attorney mulled this over for a moment and responded, “First, did your study also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills which are lots of times her annual earnings?”

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … no.”

The attorney interrupts, “or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted as soon as once again. “or that my sister’s husband died in car crash,” the attorney’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three kids?!”

The humiliated United Way rep, totally beaten, said merely, “I had no idea…”

On a roll, the attorney cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any cash to them, why ought to I give any to you?”

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Funny jokes about little kids and his smart mommy and funny jokes about how a little kid bring happieness to his grandparents

Just a little kid was eating breakfast 1 morning and got to thinking about things.
“Mommy, mommy, why doesn’t daddy have really numerous hairs on his head?” he asked his mom.
“He thinks a lot,” replied his mom, pleased with herself for picking out such a diplomatic explanation for her husband’s baldness.
Or she was till her son believed for a second and asked, “So, why do you have so a lot hair?”

Funny jokes about lillte kid and happy grandparents:) And only for 10$

Just a little kid and his grandfather are raking leaves within the yard. The little kid finds an earthworm looking to get back again into its hole. He says, “Grandpa,I bet I can place that worm back again in that hole.”
The grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you 5 bucks you can’t. It’s as well wiggly and limp to place back again in that little hole.”
The little kid runs to the home and comes back again out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm till it’s straight and stiff like a board. Then he puts the worm back again to the hole.
The grandfather hands the little kid 5 bucks, grabs the hair spray, and runs to the home. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back again out and hands the little kid an additional 5 bucks.
The little kid says, “Grandpa, you already gave me 5 bucks.”
The grandfather replies, “I know. That’s from your grandma.”

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Funny jokes about differences between men and women. In fact it’s just one jokes, differences are more than one:)

Differences between men and women Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and ove him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.

If I liked this joke a lot does it mean that I have something against women? Not at all , it’s just a funny joke:)) !