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Funny jokes about situations in sex life. I trully hope that you are not Pinocchio or that sombody owes you one:)) ! 

Two good friends:
- Tonight I’m going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
- Obviously! How numerous individuals are coming?
- Three, should you bring your sweetheart.
A small boy asked his mommy:
- Mommy, why are you white and I’m black?
- Do not even ask me that, when I remember that party…, you’re lucky that you do not bark.

1 woman stops a taxi.
- Towards the airport, please.
Right after ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman within the mirror, says:
- You’re third pregnant woman that I’ve driven towards the airport these days.
- Are you kidding me, I’m not pregnant.
- Nicely, you haven’t arrived towards the international airport yet neither.

1 man calls emergency:
- Come instantly, my small son has swallowed a condom!
Right after five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It’s OK, I discovered one more 1.

Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
- Dad my dick is all jagged and crooked so I’ve no success with girls.
- You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that ought to not be a issue. Go towards the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.
Right after some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Nicely, did you resolve the issue with the girls?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore.