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Funny joke about two blonde man? I know that sounds unbelievable but if there are blonde women there also should be blonde men. And there they are:)) !

Two blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and
said, “I’ve got to take a shit.”
The other said, “Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit.”
The first one said, “But I don’t have any paper to wipe my ass.” The
other blonde replied, “You have a dollar, don’t you?”
The first one said, “Yeah, I’ve got a dollar. That’s a great idea–
I’ll use that!”
He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looked at him and asked, “What in the hell happened to
you?”
The first one replied, “Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3
quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?”

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A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.

The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.”The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.

The brunette says, “I can’t accept this money. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” “No, you have to take it,” says the blonde.

“I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”