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Funny joke about two blonde man? I know that sounds unbelievable but if there are blonde women there also should be blonde men. And there they are:)) !

Two blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and
said, “I’ve got to take a shit.”
The other said, “Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit.”
The first one said, “But I don’t have any paper to wipe my ass.” The
other blonde replied, “You have a dollar, don’t you?”
The first one said, “Yeah, I’ve got a dollar. That’s a great idea–
I’ll use that!”
He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looked at him and asked, “What in the hell happened to
you?”
The first one replied, “Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3
quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?”

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Funny jokes about blode’s well known( to much overrated in reality) stupidity or how a blonde can drive you crazy

Blonde Car Accident One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.

The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.”The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.

The brunette says, “I can’t accept this money. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” “No, you have to take it,” says the blonde.

“I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”